TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:

10) Ugh, just shut up! I don't CARE what you think of me. I was NOT defending that word, it is horrible, and rediculously offensive. I don't care if you hate me for it. It is FACT that that word was perfectly acceptable in olden times. And if you HAVEN'T noticed, I have not, and never will use it, thank-you very much. However... I do like the fact that you are all ignoring me. It means I don't have to pretend to be nice to you.

9) Ahaha... I'm so glad that LG happened! You are the most amazing person I have ever had the great fortune to meet. I love the fact that we can say; "I know what you are thinking..." and just confuse anyone else in the conversation. The only proplem is the bloody country difference!! Big love, Moosey-baby~

8) Bloody hell, 5 years since we last saw eachother!! And we're still going strong. Love you,big bro. I wouldn't be who I am now if it wern't for you. And Bigger bro, love you too~ Although you are way too tall.

7) Leave me alone. I love you, but you don't appreciate my personal space. You are related to me, yes, but that doesn't mean you have to baby me all the time. I'm more adult that my sister. I'm not going to waste my life on drink like her, I'd rather not.

6) What the hell is your problem? What am I, your go-to-girl for whenever your life goes the ever so slightly wrong? Look, next time, don't come crying to me, I'm not intrested. And I am NOT your jester, either! IMing me saying "i'm bored, entertain me" isn't going to make me like you, dumbass.

5) We will meet. I will travel all the way to Bath (lol, so far) and we will meet. And shop. And grin like the maniacs we really are, Ms Unicorn~

4) DAMMIT, DRAVEN, STOP BEATING UP URCHIN.

3) Look, stop putting yourself down, and focus in lessons. I'm there every Monday and Thursday, for an hour. I'm there to help. Don't put yourself down. You are not stupid, you are not dumb, so don't you dare tell yourself that. The only way to improve is to persevere. Reading age of 14? So what. You're 15, it's perfectly normal. There are people out there who have far less intellegence than you. You are a beautiful, clever person, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

2) What the hell...? I paed you already... I'm not giving you another £31, I have no money.

1) You are SO fucking cute, by the way. I just want to squish your cheeks~ I'm coming over to Canada to top you, and there is nothing you can do about it. You're ass is mine, betch~ <3

NINE things about yourself:

9) I love roleplaying~

8) Umbrellas in the rail is a stuppid idea. UNLESS you are adept at pointing it against the wind, so it doesn't turn upside down. Like I can.

7) I want to be a guy. No questions.

6) If it's not an innuendo, I'm thinking of perverted things.

5) I like daydreaming. It gets me in trouble. I look depressed when I faze out, apparently.

4) I sit in one position in this chair for hours, then try to get up, and fall over. Tankfully, it's usually at stuoid o'clock in the morning, so no-one sees.

3) Don't ask me about music. I will not stop talking for 10 minutes. Seriously. my 8gb iPod has 774 songs on it, and one 30 minute video, and it's just over half-way full.

2) My accent makes Mary laugh. I don't understand why, it's just English, with a hint of Irish. And sometimes west-country. Why is it funny when I say "Bugger", or "mum"...?!

1) I procrastinate far too much.

EIGHT ways to win your heart:

8) Bake for me!!

7) Be nice to me. Obvious, but I hate rude people, who assume they'll be liked.

6) Fangirl with me!!

5) Criticise me contructively when I ask for your advice. I don't want my ego stroked.

4) Hug me when I feel upset, let me punch you when I'm furious, laugh with me when I'm being silly, and sit with me when I'm feeling introverted.

3) Argue with me. Please! I like healthy arguments, but if you're just going to insist your point is right, don't bother.

2) Don't laugh at me, really. I hate being laughed at when I'm being serious.

1) Let me giggle about innuendos, no matter how purile and stupid they are.

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:

7) "What? Why are they laughing? Thats not funny... OH WAIT I JUST GOT IT."

6) "I wonder if Erkia and Mary will be online tonight..."

5) "I wish I had wings/tail/magic powers/Parcour skills"

4) "What if Urchin/Linith/Adrastos did...."

3) "Why did that guy wave at me? Do I know him? Do I have something on my shirt? What is going...oh, the boobs."

2) "Shit, was I supposed to do that?"

1) "*singing in her head most of the time*"

SIX things you do before you fall asleep :

6) Log off, makes sure iPod is synched up, turn off.

5) Watch T.V til stupid O'Clock, either South Park, Family Guy, or a film.

4) Get food and a cuppa.

3) Read/draw for several hours.

2) Try to sleep.

1) Give up, and listen to my music til I eventually sleep.


FIVE people who mean a lot at the moment: (not in any order)

5) Erika

4) Charlie

3) Paul

2) Mary

1) Erk... Um... Pass.... (That is SO bad..)


FOUR things you see right now:

4) A Photo Album of ME WHEN I WAS SO VERY VERY YOUNG. Ugh. Embarrasing.

3) iPod

2) Laptop

1) Madness - The Business. 3 CD collection.


THREE songs that you listen to often at the moment:

3) Bad Apple!!

2) Hot Cocoa, Vocaloid

1) Mrs Pumpkin, Vocaloid

TWO things you want to do before you die:

2) Get married.

1) Meet all my international friends.


ONE confession:

I'm usually not paying attention when you talk to me. Sorry about that...